1. SMS the "loved one"
Tinatamad ka bang bumisita sa iyong loved ones sa sementeryo?
..... Are you not up to visiting your loved ones at the cemetery?
Text DALAW at i-send sa 2366
..... Text DALAW and send to 2366
Sila mismo ang dadalaw sa yo
..... They will be the ones to come and visit you
Choices are:
1) Nakasilip sa bintanaAno pa inaantay mo? text na!
..... Peering through the window
2) Nakatingin sa yo habang natutulog ka
..... Looking at you while asleep
3) Nakatayo sa iyong paanan
..... Standing by your feet
4) Nakahiga sa tabi mo
...... Beside you in bed
..... What are you waiting for? Text now!
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This original text joke ca. 2011 can only have been thought of by a Filipino. I'm not sure, though, if the text message really came from Globe Telecoms which owns the "2366" gateway number. Otherwise, may the original sender of this brilliant SMS please stand up or shall I call upon the spirits of the universe to, please, make yourself known?
2. e-Online mo
A couple of years back, a tarpaulin billboard appeared on the side of Legacy Building adjacent to the Quezon Avenue branch of Mercury Drugstore (across McDonald's and Crossings) in Quezon City.
